It’s almost Christmas; I’m making a list
Dear Santa,
If you would kindly consider the following suggestions and pass them on to our City Commission so that they can act on them, I would be forever grateful and it would be the best X'mas present ever:
Christmas Wish List
Santa, I hope Rudolph doesn’t get his radar screwed up or get blinded when he looks at that neon billboard blight when flying towards my apartment.
Love,
A citizen with re-found hope whose fingers are crossed
