NO Kings Protest a "joke"

A confident President Donald Trump dismissed the “No Kings” protesters

who took to the streets across the nation over the weekend, rejecting them as a “joke” before adding “I work my ass off.”

Trump delivered the observation to reporters before exiting Air Force One at Joint Base Andrews when approached about the demonstrations, waving them and their puerile participants away by saying, “I think it’s a joke.”

“I looked at the people — they’re not representative of this country. And I looked at all the brand new signs… I guess it was paid for by [George] Soros and other radical left lunatics,” Trump continued. “It looks like it was. We’re checking it out.”

“The demonstrations were very small, very ineffective, and the people were whacked out. When you look at those people, those are not representative of the people of our country,” he added.

Trump then made clear his work as a democratically elected leader is far removed from that of an hereditary monarch. [presscorp.org]

Trump won the Electoral College with 312 electoral votes to Harris' 226. Trump won every swing state, including the first win of Nevada by Republicans since 2004. Trump won the national popular vote with a plurality of 49.8%, making him the first Republican to win the popular vote since George W. Bush in 2004.

Donald Trump received 77,302,580 in 2024. And I am one of the 77 million that knows he is not a king but elected overwhelming by the American citizens.

"While protesters themselves were not paid, so they say, news reports confirm that funding from foundations linked to George Soros and other organizations went to organizers of the "No Kings" protests.

The Open Society Foundations gave a $3 million grant to the Indivisible organization, which helped manage and organize the demonstrations. Indivisible's co-founder, Leah Greenberg, pushed back on the claims that protesters were paid.

This funding supported the organization and infrastructure of the protests, not individual participants."

Jo Biden

Joe Biden After 6 People Are Dead In Nashville School Shooting, “I came down because I heard there was chocolate chip ice cream.”

I'm sure everyone has seen this but it's worth repeating as it shows how inept, unqualified, worthless, and how insensitive this President is. He thinks he's cut...he's not.

President Biden joked Monday that he only showed up to a White House event because he heard there would be ice cream — before addressing the horrific mass shooting that left six dead at a Nashville elementary school hours earlier.

In his first appearance after the Nashville school shooting, Biden talked about his favorite ice cream after introducing himself as “Dr. Jill Biden’s husband.”

JOKE OF THE DAY

MEXICAN NAVY ???

A U.S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a small boat rowing towards Texas. The Captain gets on the megaphone and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"

One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "Gringo, we are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the War of 1812."

The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter. The Captain finally catches his breath, gets back on the megaphone and asks, "Just the four of you?"

The same Mexican stands up again and shouts,

"No Señor, we are the last four. Thanks to your President Biden...the other 21 million are already there."

"I was juuuuust Joking"

About Eliminating ICE, Joe Biden Now Claims He was Just Joking

Last Thursday, Joe Biden told immigration zealots that he agreed with the idea of eliminating Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

Last Thursday, Joe Biden told immigration zealots that he agreed with the idea of eliminating Immigration and Customs Enforcement, but now he claims he was juuuuust joking.

During his rally in Georgia on Thursday, Biden was interrupted by activists who support illegal aliens. They began shouting “Abolish ICE!” Biden said he is working on getting rid of the department...to give him 5 days!

Read more... about our President with a warped sense of humor!

The Jokester - Alcee Hastings

Alcee Hastings, Florida Congressman (what a disgrace for Florida). His district includes most of the majority-black precincts in and around Fort Lauderdale and West Palm Beach.

Alcee Hastings, 81, kicks off Democratic rally with 'disturbing' joke about President Trump drowning

Alcee Hastings has been in Congress way too long. Only in America can a jokester get re-elected over and over again. The month before the 2016 election, he told a group of Broward Democrats that the Republican nominee was "sentient pile of excrement." Time for term limits but these fools keep re-electing him..

As a JUDGE in 1981 he was accused of bribery and eventually impeached by the House for bribery and perjury by a vote of 413–3. He was then convicted in 1989 by the Senate, the sixth federal judge in the history of the United States to be removed.  Back then, he was using the race card as an excuse. In 1992 he finally made his comeback and was elected to Congress.

 Here is the "joke" from a joke as said at the Sunrise Civic Center:

'A crisis is if Donald Trump falls into the Potomac River and can’t swim, and a catastrophe is [if] anybody saves his ass'

Spoof of the Day

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A man was telling his buddy, "You won’t believe what happened last night… My Daughter walked into the living room and said," Dad, cancel my allowance immediately. Forget my college tuition loan. Rent my room out. Throw all my clothes out the window. Take my TV, and my laptop.  Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my car.  Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house.  Then disown me and never talk to me again.  And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose."

"Holy Smoke,"  replies his friend.  "She actually said that?"

Well,  She didn't put it quite like that.  She actually said…"Dad meet my new boyfriend, Mohammed…We're going to work together on Hillary's election campaign!"


Ok, ok, lighten up all you liberal progressives! :)

Winnie the Pooh got pooed

It's not only this country that has a lot of weirdos with some  totally far-out whacky ideas...now comes a playground in Poland.

They have just banned Winnie the Pooh for being an inappropriate hermaphrodite -- a cartoon bear that has dubious sexuality--that is inappropriately dressed? You can't make this stuff up.

This is not a Polish joke!

Read about Pooh

Joke of the Day - Obama Stimulus

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House.

One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Montana. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Montana contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. That's $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700.
That's $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."
The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys. How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."

"Done!" replies the government official.

And that, my friends, is how the Government Stimulus plan worked.

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Joke of the Day

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I was in Lake Worth, Florida the other day and I saw this bumper sticker on a parked car.

So, I broke the window, stole the radio, shot out two of the tires and left a note that read, "I hope this helps!"

Thanks to Larry for today's joke!