Showing posts with label Crap. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Crap. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Black New Yorker Has Had It Up To Here With the Race-Baiting BS

Explosive (lots of profanity!) diatribe from black New Yorker on the "f-ing criminals. He says, "stop with the bullshit. What bothers me more than anything, as a black male, is being represented by pieces of s**t like Al Sharpton, and having white liberal hippie kids trying to shout, ‘black lives matter.’ But the thing about is, they are completely glossing over the fact that these people are criminals,” the caller said.


Tuesday, December 2, 2014

"The city's full of crap," says Lake Worth lobbyist

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TIVOLI, DOWNLOW,
GODDAMIT, & NOSAY, P.A.
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666 Lobbyist Parkway, Suite 000
West Bum Beach, Florida
Telephone:  561-555-screwwu

December 2, 2014

Via Electronic Mail
Mr. Joe Low Baller
Town Mgr, June Beach

Subject:  Lake Worth City Hall Crap Collecting Facility

Dear Joe:

As you may know, the cities of Lake Worth, Palmetto Bug Springs, Brownacres, Atlandisthis, Belly Glade, Lowland Beach, Jupiter Outlet Center and Puddle Ridge are supporting the location of a crap collecting facility at Lake Worth City Hall.

As you are probably aware, the county is up to its ass in crap. And nowhere is this problem more serious than in Lake Worth. We are swimming in the stuff.

Recently we had a very positive meeting with representatives of the facility and we would appreciate your sending me a formal letter of support for the Lake Worth Crap Collection Facility.  If you agree, enclosed is a sample resolution that you can utilize for your letter. The problem is really reaching crisis proportions.  Several of our commissioners have had close calls with the huge amount of crap here at City Hall. As a matter of fact, one of our commissioners, Andy Imaloser, almost drowned when he slipped and fell into the crap.

As Lake Worth City Hall is already the crap epicenter, we thought it best to put the Crap Collecting Facility here and contain it all in one place.

If you agree, it would be much appreciated if any letter of support could be provided to me by Friday, December 12.  In addition, it would be appreciated if your governing body would adopt a resolution supporting the Crap Collecting Facility at Lake Worth City Hall.

Sincerely,

Gin Tivoli

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