DOGE staffer beaten to a pulp by punks

Police Report: Edward Coristine Assaulted in Alleged Carjacking

President Donald Trump shared a photo of 19 year old DOGE staffer after the alleged attack and threatened to “federalize” Washington, DC. The victim, Edward Coristine, nicknamed "Big Balls," was assaulted around 3:00 a.m. Sunday by a group of teenagers in the city’s Logan Circle neighborhood. The teens attempted to carjack him and a woman, whom police identified as his significant other, (Aill Cain on Fox said a bystander) according to authorities.

President Donald Trump posted a threat on his social media platform Truth Social to “federalize” the District of Columbia, citing claims of gang violence. He also shared a photo of a bloodied, shirtless man sitting in the street.

Soon after, Elon Musk tweeted that a Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffer was “beaten to the point of concussion” by an alleged gang in DC.

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