Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Fatties, not hotties in Miami


58.5% of those in Miami speak Spanish as their first language. Feeling marginalized, English speaking citizens are now trying to fit in and be a part of their own country. How are they doing it? They, too, are eating more and more junk foods.

Miami has now been voted the Fattest City in America by Men’s Fitness Magazine. Miami went from number 7 in 2008 to first place this year. Way to go, Miami! It must be all the stress from that Third World Invasion that has no intention of assimilating into our culture other than eating Big Macs and drinking soda pop.