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**2012 DNC NATIONAL CONVENTION SCHEDULE**
4:00 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
4:05 PM Singing of "God Damn America" led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM Pledge of Allegiance to Obama
4:15 PM Ceremonial 'I Hate America' led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire , Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM Al Sharpton Leads Castrati Choir in Singing, "Great Balls of Fire"
5:00 PM UFO Abduction Survival , Joe Biden
5:30 PM Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite
5:45 PM Tribute to All 57 States
6:00 PM Joe Biden Delivers 100,000-Word Speech Featuring 23-MinuteQuestion and 2-Hour Answer
8:30 PM Airing of Grievances by the Clintons
9:00 PM Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorsement of Obama Girl
9:15 PM Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at Gitmo , Michael Moore
9:45 PM Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangel
10:00 PM Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners, Rosie O'Donnell
10:30 PM Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for Iraq & Afghanistan
11:00 PM Obama Energy Plan Symposium/Tire Gauge Demonstration
11:15 PM Free Gov. Blagojevich* *rally
11:30 PM Obama Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish, Obama Presiding
12:00 AM Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher
12:01 AM Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior
12:05 AM Celestial Choirs Sing
3:00 AM Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech
7 comments:
This was a forwarded e-mail and too funny to pass up!
The Republican Convention Schedule should be a little shorter.
Former Massachusetts Governor Romney and his hand picked aides left over from the failed Bush Administration meet, thank all the billionaires for their support, remind all about ignoring the fact that Mass. was 47th in job creation while he was governor, then slap each other on the back as they repeat the hilarious joke- "there's 2 kinds of Conservative Republicans- billionaires with tax breaks and suckers."
I wish I saw your humor in this one. Sorry, not funny to me. We need more unity and less division folks!
Well actually, destroying the country and taking us all down in flames is not a funny matter. I agree with you.
Are we talking about the same Romney who during his term presided over a series of spending cuts and increases in fees that eliminated a projected $1.5 billion deficit. He also signed into law the Massachusetts health care reform legislation, the first of its kind in the nation, which provided near-universal health insurance access via state-level subsidies and individual mandates.
That one?
Yes the same one that's talking about job creation while his state ranked 47th out of 50 during a strong financial time. Yes that's him.
Why not read a little on Mitt and find out about him instead of listening to all that liberal propaganda and attempting to bring him down to Obama's level?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Governorship_of_Mitt_Romney
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