Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy Quips - The Will Rogers of our Times

When Senator John Kennedy of Louisiana speaks, I listen. While I've often referred to him as "the Will Rogers of Congress," Bruce Carlton called him "The Will Rogers of our time."

This collection of his quips is priceless.

Southerners have a way with words, some better than others. Start the year with some Truthful Humor: Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy. The Will Rogers of our time.Kennedy graduated Magna cum Laude from Vanderbilt, has a Law degree from the University of Virginia and a degree from Oxford in England. He is no country bumpkin; he is very insightful & a bit humorous.

• Comment about Cuomo lecturing us. "It's like a frog calling you ugly".
• This election in Ga will be the most important in history. You have nothing to worry about unless you are a taxpayer, parent, gun owner, cop, person of faith, or an unborn baby!
• Senator John Kennedy from Louisiana describes Democrats as the “well-intended arugula and tofu crowd.”
• You can only be young once, but you can always be immature.
• Americans are thinking, there are some good members of Congress but we can’t figure out what they are good for. Others are thinking, how did these morons make it through the birth canal.”
• It’s as dead as four o’clock.
• Always follow your heart.....but take your brains with you.
• The short answer is ‘No.’ The long answer is ‘Hell No.’
• It must suck to be that dumb.
• When the Portland mayor's IQ gets to 75, he oughta sell.
• I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer's point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
• Go sell your crazy somewhere else...we are all stocked up here.
• She has a Billy goat brain and a mockingbird mouth!
• Sen. John Kennedy (R., La.) said on Wednesday that he trusted most Middle Eastern countries as much as gas station sushi.
• You can get a goat to climb a tree, but you’d be better off hiring a squirrel.
• 1. This has been going on since Moby Dick was a minnow.
• 2. Don't stand between a dog and a fire hydrant.
• Our country was founded by geniuses, but it's being run by idiots.
• It appears that he might do the right thing, but only when closely supervised and cornered like a rat.
• Dumb enough to be a twin of himself.
• This is why space aliens won't talk to us.
• Democrats are running around like they found a hair in their biscuit.
• Chuck Schumer just moo’s and follows Nancy Pelosi into the cow chute.
• What planet did you parachute in from?
• Just because you CAN sing doesn’t mean you should.
• Senator John Kennedy on Nancy Pelosi, “She can strut sitting down!”