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Jasmine Crockett Charged with Assault — And Nobody’s Surprised

Well, well, well. Jasmine Crockett — the Democrat congresswoman who’s been threatening, mocking, and flailing her way through every microphone in Washington — has finally landed herself exactly where this train was always headed.

Yep. After weeks of headline-grabbing outbursts — wishing Elon Musk would be “taken down,” saying Ted Cruz needs to be “knocked over the head,” and mocking wheelchair-bound Governor Greg Abbott as “Governor Hot Wheels” — Crockett has now allegedly put her hands on a journalist.

Independent journalist Charles Downs was doing what journalists are supposed to do — asking questions — when Crockett smacked his phone mid-recording in a House office building. The footage clearly shows her reaching out and knocking the device away as Downs tries to ask about her involvement in an anti-Tesla activist call.

Downs has filed a police report with Capitol authorities and submitted an ethics complaint. And he’s not stopping there — his legal team is exploring assault, battery, and attempted theft charges.