Feinstein Says A Recent Jedi Attempt On Her Life Has Left Her Scarred And Deformed
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Appearing before the Senate beneath a mysterious, hooded robe, California Senator Dianne Feinstein addressed the hushed audience, speaking in a gravelly, Sidious-like voice."An attempt on my life by the Jedi has left me scarred and deformed, but I assure you my resolve has never been stronger," said Feinstein to roaring applause. "I feel great now! The Democrat Party is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be... unnatural."
Feinstein then proclaimed that she hopes to serve in Congress for another 100 years.
And for all you Democrats about to get bent out of shape, read the article at The Babylon Bee
And for all of you who will say this is insensitive towards a wonderful woman, I say that it is Democrat abuse...anything for a vote.
4 comments:
There was a time, whether I agreed with her, or disagreed with her, that Diane Feinstein was a bright intelligent woman.
What's happening to her now, is clearly elder abuse!
It was not her! A cover up scam! They all lie!
The ironic thing is all these people they all want to think that they are God and they can control everybody else why is up to them to decide the fate of humanity? Why does Soros or Elon musk or Gates or claus Schwab have the right to decide to humanity of all humans here on Earth? why do they think that it's their right are they God now? I'm so tired of all these people as the power goes to their head and they think that it's their job to decide what the fate of humanity is to all the human race pretty arrogant of all of them!
I'm tired of Democrats, Socialists, Communists and Gobalists.
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