Crazy, Crying, Criminal

There once was a crazy lady named Nancy, Who pretended that she wasn't fancy, When she lied to her base, She exposed her true face, And now they all know she's a banshee. There once was a crying guy named Chuck, Who played his own base like a schmuck, When he shut it all down, It showed him a clown, So all the Dems have now is luck. There once was a crime lord named Hillary, Who used her position like artillery, She took everyone down, That threatened her crown, Yet losing has brought no humility. ---Piper Wood 2018 Share if you wish