Tuesday, November 21, 2017

President Trump to "pardon" a Turkey


President Trump hasn't used his pardoning powers since Sheriff Joe Arpaio. But this afternoon a "pardon" ceremony will take place in the Rose Garden. Two lucky turkeys, Drumstick, and Wishbone, will get pardoned from the axe and will be able to live out their lives in turkey bliss.

There are two turkeys and they were both raised in Minnesota. It is no surprise that the state of Minnesota has turkeys. After all, they had former governor Jesse Ventura and now Senator Al Franken.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

And if they don't thank him, he'll stomp and whine like a 2yo.

Lynn Anderson said...

You're the turkey!
It must be a painful experience to be such a "downer."

mike said...

And this never successful father is now getting more air time than in his entire previous life.

He was a second rate basketball player whose highest rank was as an opponent to good players.

He claimed to be better than Michael Jordan so we know he's delusional.

Time for him to disappear.