Local Democrat "funny" guy lawyer and his suggestions for our new Lake Worth (Beach) Seal
Public HearingNAME Dustin Zacks
EMAIL dustinzacks@yahoo.com
ADDRESS 216 N Federal Highway #4
Lake Worth Beach, Florida 33460
United States
FOR OR AGAINST Against
PLEASE HAVE THE CHAIR READ YOUR
COMMENTS INTO THE MINUTES.
Please Read.
I am against the seal as drafted for the main reason that it does not
show or offer any inherent clues to the identity of our town to the
public at large:
Consider these far more worthy, identifiable-on-sight options, when
compared to the puny seal that has currently been proposed:
Option
1. A handsome banana tree, signifying we are not afraid to be
our own little banana republic;
2. A no cats sign, signifying our pro-endangered-bird and anti-cat
policies;
3. Before I forget I should also mention we may want to eliminate
some of the longer written words on the city seal so as not to
unnecessarily confuse any Michigan state graduates;
4. A silhouette of Panigiotti Tsolkas' historic protest, in which he
suspended himself from the overhead stoplight at Lake and Dixie to
protest the Lucerne Building;
5. Any alarming or conspiratorial phrase written in all caps by Lynn
Anderson, you know, something about THE SHEEPLE;
6. A slogan paying tribute to our most famous homegrown graffiti
artist, shouting "FREE FERAL!"
7. A picture of Scott Maxwell's face with town tribute slogan, "He's
our grumpy cat."
8. In light of my publicly expressed fervent opposition to the Pacific
Partnership of the Orient trade deal, an insignia stating that "Lake
Worth Beach is not down with OPP."
9. Instead of the flower on the seal, just put the actual kiss-from-arose-
singer Seal on the seal. Seal is a great singer and we are naming
the thing after him anyway, I mean it's called a seal, so this makes
epic double sense.
10. A salty old pelican, with his sign saying "Get off my lawn."
I trust you will see reason, reconsider, and select one of these fine
options. Thank you.

















