E Jean Carroll tricked (lied to) the Jury and awarded $83.3 million from Trump

E. Jean Carroll Admits to “Tricking” the Jury Into Thinking She Was “F**kable” Enough for Trump

Well, well, well—turns out courtroom drama isn’t just for TV. It’s alive and well in real life, starring none other than E. Jean Carroll, the woman who accused President Donald Trump of assault and walked away with an $83.3 million payday. But here’s the plot twist: she just admitted the whole thing was basically a Broadway production, and she was playing a role.

Yep. In a jaw-dropping moment of honesty—or maybe just arrogance—Carroll flat-out said her legal team’s strategy was to trick the jury by making her look “f**kable.” Her words, not ours. She literally recreated her look from 1996, hiring the same makeup artist, doing her hair the way she used to, and dressing like she stepped right out of a Clinton-era time machine. All to convince a jury that, sure, she was the kind of woman Donald Trump would allegedly pursue.

“It was enough. It was a trick,” Wack job Carroll said with a smile. And there it is. Not a courtroom confession. Not a tearful apology. Just a smug little shrug as she admits she helped sway a jury not with facts, but with fashion and face powder.

Watch her admission for yourself. It’s like watching someone admit they cheated on a test *after* the grade was already handed out. Don’t say we didn’t warn you