The Gaffer - Joe Biden

Crazy Joe--the one who wants to be president and Leader of the Free World. Can you even imagine it?

• “My name’s Joe Biden. I’m a Democratic candidate for the United States Senate.”
• “We hold these truths to be self-evident, all men and women created by the—you know, you know, the thing.”
• “An OBiden-Bama Democrat”
• “Tomorrow’s Super Thursday — Tuesday”
• “150 million people have been killed since 2007 when Bernie voted to exempt the gun manufacturers.”
• “This is my little sister Valerie and I’m Jill’s husband. Oh no, You switched on me. This is my wife, this is my sister. They switched on me.”
• “My other three granddaughters are down in Dubuque with my wife Jill and so — in Des Moines, I’m in Dubuque.
• “Alright Chuck, thank you very much.”
• “Play the radio, make sure the television, the, excuse me, make sure you have the record player on at night.”
• “Text Joe 2-3-, excuse me I have to get this right.”
• “And we did that in 1976 and it was struck, I mean, excuse me, 2000 — backing up here.”
• “You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier.”
• “I want to be clear, I’m not going nuts.”