Democratic Senators are considering introducing legislation that will provide new benefits for many more Americans: The Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills and ambition.
“Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society,” said California Sen. Kamala Harris.“We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing.”
In a Capitol Hill press conference, Nancy Pelosi pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring Persons with No Ability (63 percent).
Under the
Americans With No Abilities Act,
more than 25 million mid-level positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance. Even fake Republicans like Scott Maxwell from Palm Beach (double dipping while passing sanctuary city legislation in Lake Worth & simultaneously bilking the GOP) thinks this legislation will permit more people like himself to prosper.
Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions such as, “Do you have any skills or experience that relate to this job?”
“As a non-abled person, I can’t be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them,” said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the Toyota plant in Georgetown, KY due to her inability to remember “righty tighty, lefty loosey.” “This new law should be real good for people like me. I’ll finally have job security.” With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.
Said Sen. Dick Durbin, II: “As a senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and a good salary for doing so.”
This message was approved by Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Diane Feinstein, Kamala Harris, Maxine Waters, Cory Booker, Bernie Sanders, Chuck Schumer, Jeff Flake, Chris Van Holland, Elizabeth Warren & Nancy Pelosi....... all Americans With No Abilities whatsoever!!
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ReplyDeletehe he too bad it's fake news
ReplyDeleteI saw this years ago on Facebook...I guess it's going around again.
ReplyDeleteLOVE THIS !!! HAAAAAHAAAAAA
ReplyDeleteThis may have been around like some obnoxious Democrat poster tried to say here (I deleted it) but it is an up-dated version of truisms.
ReplyDeleteWe have POI on our city commission.
ReplyDeleteAnd apparently AOC has read your blog, and is already moving forward with her version of this. Alexandria was a pioneer in the "Jobs without Skills", "Right to be Hired" pathway, and can be a "posterchild for the bill you described. Clearly she has no skills, is quite proud of it, and Millennials all over America will see her as a role model.
ReplyDeleteLet's have a Clown Day in Lake Worth, where all the millennials can dress up like clowns, have a march, and carry signs demanding they get hired for the jobs they feel they deserve... We can have "clown doctors", "clown architects", "clown auto mechanics", and many other categories which would also have to include "Clown Politicians" ( and likely look much like AOC) :-) .
fake or not when are these idiots going to start working for AMERICA liKe our PRESIDENT is trying to do every day.PRESIDENT TRUMP is the MAN
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