President Trump hasn't used his pardoning powers since Sheriff Joe Arpaio. But this afternoon a "pardon" ceremony will take place in the Rose Garden. Two lucky turkeys, Drumstick, and Wishbone, will get pardoned from the axe and will be able to live out their lives in turkey bliss.
There are two turkeys and they were both raised in Minnesota. It is no surprise that the state of Minnesota has turkeys. After all, they had former governor Jesse Ventura and now Senator Al Franken.
And if they don't thank him, he'll stomp and whine like a 2yo.
ReplyDeleteYou're the turkey!
ReplyDeleteIt must be a painful experience to be such a "downer."
And this never successful father is now getting more air time than in his entire previous life.
ReplyDeleteHe was a second rate basketball player whose highest rank was as an opponent to good players.
He claimed to be better than Michael Jordan so we know he's delusional.
Time for him to disappear.