Actually no, I am created from the elements forged in the innards of a supernova that exploded billions of years ago.
Like the mighty oak tree, and the tree frog, we all share a common genetic ancestry. It's that makeup that has evolved over the millions and millions of years.
I am made of star-stuff. I live in the Universe, and the Universe lives within me --- and that's more then enough "awe" for me.
Let us know if he accepts. I wanna go.
ReplyDeleteI am sure that this will be a private get-together, not a public spectacle.
ReplyDeleteI hope the meeting is not on holy ground . Chaz would go up in flames.
ReplyDeleteThe bible suggests the Sun stopped in the sky for 24 hours.
ReplyDeleteThat's all I need to know about religion, and those who sell it (tax free of course).
Chaz, the bible was written by men. Like you. The universe was created by God. And so were you, Chaz.
ReplyDeleteActually no, I am created from the elements forged in the innards of a supernova that exploded billions of years ago.
ReplyDeleteLike the mighty oak tree, and the tree frog, we all share a common genetic ancestry. It's that makeup that has evolved over the millions and millions of years.
I am made of star-stuff. I live in the Universe, and the Universe lives within me --- and that's more then enough "awe" for me.
You REALLY do need that cup of coffee. :)
ReplyDeleteThat delicious cup of coffee contains water that's billions of years old, in fact the water is nearly as old as the Earth itself.
ReplyDeleteAnd the air that we breathe? It's the same air that Cleopatra drew into her lungs.
As Neil deGrasee Tyson said, "More air molecules in breath of air than breaths of air in Earth's atmosphere."
Or, plan B. Dinosaurs are 6,000 years old and mankind was stamped out of mud.
Chaz: I am created from the elements forged in the innards of a Supernova
ReplyDeleteGod:That I made
Chaz:That exploded billions of years ago
God:That I blew up (BTW,in Chaz years that's billions of years. In God years it's only about 3.5 years)
Chaz:I'm like the mighty oak
God:That I made
Chaz:Like the tree frog
God:That I made
Chaz:We all share a common genetic ancestry
God:That was the plan
Chaz:I am made of star -stuff
God:That I made
Chaz:I live in the universe
God:That I made
Chaz:The universe lives within me,and that's more than enough "awe" for me
God:Glad you're finally getting it, Chaz. You are a part of my universal plan,Chaz,just as every particle in the universe is.
>> God:Glad you're finally getting it, Chaz. You are a part of my universal plan,Chaz,just as every particle in the universe is.
ReplyDeleteHow utterly egocentric.
Now you know why I don't bother meeting with Pastor Bob.
Chaz,it's Pastor MIKE. Pastor Bob is his evil twin.
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