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To change the pace a little--If you ever wondered which
side of the fence you sit on,
this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn't like
guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like
guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a
vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian,
he wants all meat products banned for everyone
If a Republican is homosexual,
he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual,
he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is
down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out
he wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a
talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those
they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a
non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants
any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he
needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that
provides it.
If a Democrat decides he needs
health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his
If a Republican reads this,
he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it
because he's "offended."
Well, I forwarded it.
Note: Tthis was submitted in an e-mail and unverified. However, the message stands.
This is funny and there is alot of truth in it. I'm with you Lynn! Forward and forward it goes!
ReplyDeleteYou forgot one Lynn,
ReplyDeleteIf a Republican does not like someone the slander there good name.
If a Democrat does not like someone they keep there mouth shut.
Oh yeah, I noticed that when Mitt Romney was running. You people slay me. LOL
ReplyDeleteAnd just remember folks-He who sits on the fence too long risks losing his balls.
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