They eat fish and hang out with other birds that just poop. The only thing they are looking for while flying overhead are fish. They have a small brain and just swim around all day wondering what's up.
It's too bad they don't hang with birds of a different kind. They would get a totally different perspective and might just see the light for a change. They might also realize that all birds have a right to an opinion and they shouldn't get so bent out of shape about it. Hang out with adult birds, Pete. :)
I bet you just wish he would fly away. He has your number,and a much larger readership.
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ReplyDeleteI would really challenge that larger readership statement.
too funny.
I never read that paper. I get all the info I need on the blogs.
ReplyDeleteBirds are notoriously stupid. This one is no exception. Hang tough.
ReplyDeletePelicans are great birds. They see a lot of things when they are flying over head.
ReplyDeleteThey eat fish and hang out with other birds that just poop. The only thing they are looking for while flying overhead are fish. They have a small brain and just swim around all day wondering what's up.
ReplyDeleteIt's too bad they don't hang with birds of a different kind. They would get a totally different perspective and might just see the light for a change. They might also realize that all birds have a right to an opinion and they shouldn't get so bent out of shape about it. Hang out with adult birds, Pete. :)
ReplyDeletePelican Pete sounds like a real Dodo bird to me!!!
ReplyDeleteNo one gives a damn about what Pelican Pete says. No one reads that paper.
ReplyDeleteThat pelican used to have a little bit of a sense of humor, but now he just sounds bitter and mean.
ReplyDeleteSam Goodstein