The government today announced that it is changing its symbol from an Eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance...
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
Okay, let's hear it from all you liberals!
Lynn,
ReplyDeleteHow do you like Sassy Cat as our newest downtown merchant? (former wine shop, yoga studio, gelato shop) on Lake Ave. They might sell fancy condoms! Have you checked it out yet? They used to sell adult novelties in their shop on Forest Hill & Military.nti
Swell. Perhaps we will get adult entertainment downtown next to go along with the 5,000 bars and all the biker babes.
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